magic

see, thats not a good story to tell your kids one day..how mommy and daddy met and fell in love? well, you see, my little precious angel, daddy was an asshole and mommy had suicidal tendencies. mommy started following daddy around cause she needed somebody to make her feel worthless and worth it and after low key ignoring her for a while, daddy decided to give it a shot. he was never excited about the whole thing, but..eh.